* Scatological Humor

Quots. of the Day:

Diarrhea is just your unconscious telling you that you're full of shit.
    --TCG [from a July 1988 journal entry]

[Or:] Irritable Bowel Syndrome: your intestines sayin' (exasperated by the disease of consciousness), "I can't handle this shit anymore!"
    --TCG [from a July 1993 journal entry]